bAsKiT-KaSe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bonus Stage #4: Yuletide]

Ok then.

Dude. There was no plot. It was a bunch of loosely connected events, no indication of what was happening or why. Elly in the cage was freaking weird, was that her gift or something? And wtF was with those ninjas? They had nothing to do with anything! There was no mention of Phil going to get a tree earlier, and the ending was totally not funny.

If all this plagarism shit came up because of this episode, (ergo: this episode is a lot like that stupid ATHF show) than those ATHF people should be put in a sack and shot, cuz their work must be crap. And if its not crap, then STOP BITCHING ABOUT PLAGARISM, CUZ YOU NERDS ARE IMPLYING THE SHOW IS AS BAD AS THIS EPISODE!!!

The other ones were good though, hopefully the next one will climb out of the gutter to join the standard you set with the first three.

[GALAPAGOS]

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ive never been more moved by a movie.
im not even going to analyse this,
all my 5 r belong to this masterpeice

[Josh looks for a Girl]

im sorry

reeeally sorry if you put effort into that.

If you did, my advice would be, practice before you post. Cuz that was horrible.

If you didnt (put any effort into it) then screw you, stop putting crap on our beloved portal!

Only worry about the comment that pertains to you.
And remember, patience, skill, and the will to practise are what you need for flash. If you lack any of these, DONT DO FLASH, cuz we dont wanta see what you bitch-slap together and think is funny, k?

[Messed]

OWOWOWOW

That was cool as hell, put pleez put the pics closer together, its tough as hell getting the pics together with the 3d eye technique when they are so far apart. Augh.

Other than that, thats a pretty cool idea. Do more.

[Foisters Beer]

ok....

this might sound harsh, but...

The art was bad. The only reason u got a five for that was the beer.
You could have at the very least not made everything transparent, white is a fill color too y'know.
And why did he jab himself with the skateboard? Why did it bleed in an arc? Why did he fill the jar? Was that the beer?!?!

It wasnt very polished (or clear). Gud music tho..

hthedinga responds:

I'll admit that I don't spend loads of time on my flashes. I really haven't made on in a long time, but having seen your "Robots" flash and wanting that minute of my life back I must say that you should review my other flashes, they should be better. The beer was in the end. The blood went in an arc because of something called gravity which draws the bloods mass closer to the earth at an acceleration of 9.81 meters per second squared. He filled the jar to donate blood to get beer I think, but now I can't remember what I was thinking, see my flash skills limit what I can have as a plot. I kept having to get back and change things and certain things, like many layers being clear and colorless, was due to me wanting to submit it and not being able to fix it. Oh well. Later.

[Hate]

wow

It was kinda deep. Too deep. Creepy deep. Mind of a sociopath deep.

Nah, just messin with ya.

It was skill. That is all.

[Grandpa was a hobo]

What the motherloving crap munching heck was that?

All my 0 r belong to this

[The Bear]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man... *snort* that was too funny. Honestly, the drawings were crude to the point of bad, but the story was freaking hilarious. I actually had a good laugh when the bear mauls the guy.

Good bloody job, and hope the drawings improve nxt time!

[Churchia]

hmmm....

Sorry man, thats just not good.

First off, the stick dude with the asian writing is wierd, the scream just comes out of nowhere, and the church thing doesnt make sense.... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! My head! its gonna bloW!!!

But really, couldja clarify for me what happens there, cuz im totally not seeing it.

[E.G.W. Preview]

not bad at all

I'd like to see it when it's finished. I think its pretty ok so far, a bit of a cliffhager tho =)

The art is a touch rough, but if thats your style, thats cool. And the speech bubble thing is original.

Naturally, due to it's incompleteness, I cant vote high, and those hands really do need a revamp *shudder*. But i bet it'll turn out ok. Good job dude.

Cam007 responds:

Thanks man, but the problem is I had reformat my hard drive and lost ALL my flashes, so I doubt I'll ever get to finishing this...