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Numa Numa Dance Numa Numa Dance

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That made me chuckle abstractly...

Hats off to you my friend, all of those pubeless ten-year old kids who have threatened you, poked fun at you, and pulled their fingers out of their pudgy asses to key empty wastes of review space can go and fornicate themselves with a cudgel. Loved the expression, loved the delivery, and it was funny as hell.

You my friend have more cajones then half this site.



The Battlefield IV The Battlefield IV

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Sweet

I said this about an older one, but this toatlly reminds me of some crazy online multiplayer game.

The way the last guy dies... that made me laugh, made me laugh a lot.

Feel free to make another, we wont hold it against you. =D



the god squad the god squad

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Funny ha ha

So true, "The god squad take advantage of the weak" ...losers.

Like the pixelly style, very original and well done. The song was comical, and the god squad was hilarious. Keep it coming.



MTV:Tupac, Paris Hilton.. MTV:Tupac, Paris Hilton..

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Priceless!

I love the tie in to that other movie where the whole cheeto thing was discussed, i think its still hanging around the newgrounds ghetto-flash section... whatever the case, it was really really good flashwork.

And I find it funny how people make record labels with Tupac still... though hes dead. And lighten up, i dont care if he was shot saving your mother! This flash would still be funny. If you love Tupac so much go beat off to one of his posters, and let the rest of us respectable folks enjoy some good old fashioned Mr. T with AK, Tupac gunning action. This is Newgrounds, its all about having fun at others expenses. Deal with it.



Carl The Strutter Carl The Strutter

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Its allright...

Kinda bland, but nice, and that poem was pretty nice.

It deserves to live, you get my protection vote!



eye of teh clock eye of teh clock

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Interesting...

This one isnt deservant of a blamming, but I must say its kind of annoying when you clock dudes save Clock movies that are just crap.

This one was... eclectic though. Pleseantly jumpy and with funny internet/clock crew lingo that was almost subliminal... in a creepy fashion.



Knock Knock Knock Knock

Rated 2 / 5 stars

*groan*

Awww man, you son of a bitch! Tht totally caught me off guard. Aw man, i think im going to go puke now.

Please never again, that was cruel dude. Cruel.



son bitch counter strike son bitch counter strike

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very accurate! I like.

That is precisely the reason i stopped playing that game. The admins are soo waddish sometimes.

I loved youre portrayal of the gameplay, not dot on, but pretty damn close to accurate. (you forgot the newbie dipshit who rushes and gets killed all the time) Good work.



Space Fuckerz Space Fuckerz

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

interestingly humorous

The animation was okay, but the mouth of Kirk was unnerving, it was all jumpy and whatnot. The Klingons were really well done though, made me laugh.



Messiah 2 Messiah 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I totally agree.

Like how could you make a movie where you mention the words God and Jesus? How could you be so hurtful and inconsiderate of any small-minded individual who comes this way, who will get offended to the point of crying because you poked innocent fun at a biblical story? Do you get some sick pleasure out of watching these poor, easily offended creatures spam up a perfectly good comment board with their bitchy whining and force me to make fun of them for being dumb? You are a sick person for creating this movie, and you will burn in all the seven levels of hell before being forced to suck out Satans ass crack.
You sick f**k. Please keep doing this, because I enjoy this FAR too much for my own good ;D. And you nerds get a sense of humor, or get the hell off Newgrounds! Jesus whups ass, Judas had it coming, the movie totally has to be made, and extremists are too funny to ignore! BAHAHAHAHA...